Whatever happened to Calder Winkell?

So that story was pretty intense. Even more intense unfinished. What's up with our dearest Calder lately?

This is thee real, actual, original, version, where no crazy cousin hacked into it, and changed it to be about his little conceited self! =D (RALPHIE!) Well I am retiring for the night! Off to bed with all y'all! Goodnight! But heck! Y'all wake up to the best dernned summer ever! bu-bye now!