New Contest: JOKES

Who can post the awesome st funniest joke, before C.W. (cousins week)? The rules are

1. you MUST type the joke
2. the joke CAN NOT scare anyone or anything
3. someone MUST laugh at the joke
4. you MUST have an original pic that has to do with the joke (not from the Internet)
5. you MUST tell the joke at cousins week
6. it CAN NOT be a physical joke that includes masks, costumes,changing of clothing,or all of thee above.

NOW POST IT UP!!!!!!!