I EAT BABIES!

As shown in the picture of Hilary Clinton eating a baby, I am like her.

wii bowling trick

hey cousins its jonah go to wii sports training power throws (bowling) the trick only works on the last level this is our video of it so try to activate it and video it and post it! (the trick does not always work and you can not skip levels)

holidays

HAPPY
THANKS
GIVING

and soon to be

MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Does Ruth Like??

Try to guess!

I just lost the game :(

The Game (Tis intense...)

Ok this is called The Game, Here goes...

Congratulations! You are now playing the game!
The game is very simple.
-You are always playing the game.
-You cannot win. You can only lose.
-You lose whenever you remember the game.
-Whenever you remember the game you have to announce out loud, "I just lost the game."
-After you lose, you have 30 minutes to remember the game without losing.
-As soon as you mention the game to anybody you must tell them the rules and they being playing.
-The goal of the game is to have everybody on the earth playing.

Haha crazy right?


Because it's 9 in the afternoon, Your eyes are the size of the moon, you could cuz you can so you do cuz its 9 in the afternoon. :)

Happy Halloweenie!!!!!!!!

SiDeNoTe! My new name............. is Rut-h!!!!!!!!! pronounced rut hu. very nice yes? ok so I agree with rox. What is wrong with everybody? get your post on!!!!

Who am I???? A:Jonah

My halloween costume..........


I was a tourist. the man, the husband, the head hancho, yes all those things. I just loved it. What were you guys????????



Ike was Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Lucy was a Princess. Wooooooooo! Party at our house.

WHO AM I????????????????????

That is wrong!
Just Wrong!!!!!!!!!!
First one to get the answer right gets an awesome prize!

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, seriously, we are pathetic. P - A - T - H - E - T - I - C! We are especially pathetic because it is almost Halloween, and there hasn't been any posts about it yet! (Except for that one Jonah did, sorry I pressed some wrong buttons and on accident posted that.) So now, I have a challenge!











DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










OK, post a picture of you in your Halloween costume. Then put a picture of a professional outfit of the same thing right next to it. (Or under it, or above it, or in Antarctica, or wherever.) Some examples are if you are being a mummy, put a Egyptian mummy picture. If you are being a movie character, put a picture of a scene from that movie. If you are being a nerd, put a picture of Ike. You know, just something that looks real. It will be awesome to see how pathetic our costumes look compared to the real thing!

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I don't know about Denver, but school just started down here. Because of that, there is a million things to post about. It's pathetic that the last post was on July 31. Come on! Who's your fav teacher? (Mrs. Chappell for me) Least favorite? (dunno) What's with that one that smells like onions? (No one will ever know) Who's your best friend(s)? (Abi, Sarah, Brinley, and Morgan. Oh, and of course Lucy) What's the class wierdo's name? (Roxcy Stanley) And who cares what x=? (not me) My school is called Lava Ridge and it's way better than Tonaquint. (Huh, Ruth and Ike?) Someone post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOOO!

Cows & cows & cows

Funniest thing on the internet contest

Ok guys, here's the 401.

It's summer, it's hot. What are you doing right now???
Sitting on your haunches inside the air conditioned house melting your brain down with useless stuff.
Your life is leaving you as we speak. Depressing much? The truth hurts.
But, you know what they say... "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
That actually is not what I meant though. So here it is... "Laughter is the best medicine."

So I challenge you all to a duel. A match of sorts.

Find The funniest thing on the internet!!!
It can be a movie, a picture, a song... I dont really care as long as it is HILARIOUS!




These are mine. Pretty good, right? Now try to beat me.
In exactly 1 week I will pick a winner. The winner will receive a cash reward of $50,000 dollars!!!


Just kidding. No cash. Just the joy of winning this awesome contest!!!

so, can you do it? Or are you too, YELLOW BELLY???
Hahaha oh I do crack myself up.

Funny Funny Videos

Dueling Carls :D


Hot Kool Aid

Brother, DRINK MY HOT KOOL AID!!!

Britains Got Talent Parody

Shut up Dorris!

Maudies Contest

Well, I do not know what a 'fwoot' is, so here are what I imagined them being...




Pretty good, huh? I win, Right???

i am sad. :( :( :( :( : ( :( :(




so i am gonna make a contest. put a pic of the oddest fwoot you can find. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(((:(:::(:(:(:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(:(:(::::(::(:(:(:(:(:




ans, we all have to find a pic of the biggest shout out possible. you know what i meen.

Its all over...

Cousins week is officially over as of one hour ago. Everybody has to comment...

1.What was your favorite part?
2.What was your least favorite part?
3.What do you want to do differently next year?
4.What do you want to do the same next year?

That's not too hard, is it? I expect to see a comment from all of you. Thanks. Wasn't it so much fun?!? I sure loved it!!!

Cousins Week 2010

Make a photo slideshow

My Vacasion

First I will wake up look out the window and what do I see, france then I'll eat french toast it will taste so good that I'll get 5 servings and 3 boxes to save for dinner after that I'll go swimming for awhile In a huge pool but I'll get hungry so I'll go to the Ifle tower and eat lunch with my best friend that just so happened to be there then I'll become a movie star but I wont have a paparazie follow me



My Vacasion beats all

New Contest: JOKES

Who can post the awesome st funniest joke, before C.W. (cousins week)? The rules are

1. you MUST type the joke
2. the joke CAN NOT scare anyone or anything
3. someone MUST laugh at the joke
4. you MUST have an original pic that has to do with the joke (not from the Internet)
5. you MUST tell the joke at cousins week
6. it CAN NOT be a physical joke that includes masks, costumes,changing of clothing,or all of thee above.

NOW POST IT UP!!!!!!!

Recipes:

Desert:
http://ekstanley.blogspot.com/2009/03/cloud-puffs.html

Appetizers:
http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1818,152172-236202,00.html

Dinner:
BLT's w/ fagasa as bread. (do not have recipe)

NOTE: Do not have to do these. just ideas.

FOOD

On tuesday next week my mom is going to help us cook something, but she doesn't know what! If you have ideas of dessert, main course, appetizers, or any other recipe you can think of, PLEASE POST IT (OR COMMENT IT) IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COUSINS WEEK IS EXACTLY LIKE 1 WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT EVERYONE TO POST ABOUT A PARTICLE OF JUST HOW EXCITED THEY ARE LIKE I DID. K?

MESS UP

Sorry on accident i posted that post without a picture.

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My awesome donut

Ruth's donut was OK, but it was on top of a shop which means its plastic. This donut is a huge one that is made of REAL donuts. It was so big that they couldn't even fit it all into the picture! I know at least one person will say "well maybe thats not even a donut, you can't really tell if its in a donut shape" but I know it is b/c the title of the picture was giant-donuts-made-of-donuts.

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Donut

Ok its settled. I win. Imagine eating a donut this big. It's like as big as your whole kitchen. Boom.

New Contest! Donuts!

Who ever can find the coolest looking and best looking donut wins.
Sorry, it doesn't have to be a donut. It can be a churro or a cinnamon roll. Thats about as far as you can go. If you post a dessert that doesn't fit the category, I will comment saying WRONG! So lets review it can be a donut, churro, or cinnamon roll. No cakes, cookies, of crepes.

Ruth's Vacation

Well If I could go on Vacation I would probably go to Japan!



Why, you ask? for many reasons, but mostly to become a pro synchronized diver of course!



For lunch, I would sit and have a nice meal of sushi. Mmmmm, raw fish and rice.



Then if a bully tried to beat me up, or steal my delicious lunch, I would just learn Kung-fu and be the new Karate Kid!



After that I would invent some serious new robot technology. It would blow their minds!



At the end of my day I would be so tired, I would just go relax in a swimming pool.


Or not.


I could just go to one of their gardens and speak to all my ancestors plus a dragon. Shweet!



Ok my vacation beats all!!!



And so much for my strike, right?

WOW RALPH!!!! YOU LOOSE :)

Check this out. Just imagine going deep into the bowels of the great mysterious clown wig. From the right side over, there is a purple planet, than, a deep turquoise ocean.Then, you venture into a green rain forest, and a blooming jungle. You are now at a red beach, where all the sand tastes like red fruit. you can keep going, but the rest is almost identical to the other side. (if I were you, I would sit there eating cherries for the rest of my life.or just get out.)

TAHITI

I won this already so no one else bother to post. I won. you=loser

VACATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So since no ones posting, and the Urquharts will kill me if I do another post telling everyone to post, I'm just doing another one of those challenges people USED to do. (You know, back when people weren't boring. (no offense.)) Because it's Summer VACATION, post where the most awesome/perfect vacation spot would be for you.

It can be anywhere from Hawaii to Paris to Mars!!!!!!!

So hurry and post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wonderin, if anyone sees this post magically appear, please comment telling me who you are. I cant play moose with you there .

Cool Stick type things i think

So yesterday, I was at activity day day camp,and we all went to stations. my favorite station was new zealand, where we made stick-type-things,and colored them, and did stick dances, and here is how you dance with them



Never mind. that would take way too long. but it was very fun, and i want to teach it to you soon. and betty just said "Hey!! Erio Cherio!! it Rymes!!!!!! " (jump, hop, twirl)

cousins week ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know how to make ice cream in a bag it only takes five minutes even including the frezeeing time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also got an email address!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its jonahstanley@gmail.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we could make our own version of wipeout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you dont know what it is its a show tape it its on abc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool idea

So you guys, I got awesome rainbow braces, with 2 colors on each bracket, and they are almost as sick as Ruth's flipping' awesome shoes. their colors R:

1. Hot pink (this is nowhere close to how hot.)
2. Orange (peeled, of course) That's the first bracket, but I only have 4.
   
3. Lemony awesomeness Yellow poweranger
4. Limidy lime lime green That's 2 brackets
   
5. Turquoiseishness
6. Purplocity 3...
7. Hot pink (this is nowhere close to how hot.)
8. Orange (peeled, of course)
   

And that is all. So I all ready told some of my friends to get those colors for their braces, but I want all of you to too. I'm gonna get it next appointment.


I also have another idea. I want to learn how to do a back flip on a tramp. I no longer have one, and I feel like a dummy not knowing how. But I bet you can teach me.

Just wondering, how many Popsicles are we allowed to devour every day? And will everyone get to pick a movie? And also, I want a list of what were going do, and rock climbing had better be like our #1 priority.


Sooooo, I bet you all have a very long to do list now, but You will survive.



Yaaaaaaaaay! this i do believe is my longest post. B)

Cousins Week Ideas!

Just kidding that's not what this post is about. i just want to brag about how good toy story three was. I almost____ my pants. Thats how good.

The Tragedy

I have been betrayed. My own blood relatives. I am taking a strike. That is all.

FROM OSCAR

Dear cousins we had watched Toy Story 3

Cousins Week

So you guys, I got an awesome idea for a game during cousins week. I want to call it ULTRA monopoly because you would combine from 2-4 monopoly gameboards, and then you use everything in all the monopoly boxes, and work around the perrimeter of your maxie-board. I bet your worried about having 2 of everything, but don't worry. it will all work out. in the end. Just I hope everyone has a monopoly game board. And, if you have a better name, give it to me.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the new Xbox? You don't even need a controller to play. You just move, and it scans what you're doing. There are dancing games, racing games and lots of other stuff.

I LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remembered!

So, I remembered the other part i was supposed to tell you. We are having a TaLeNt ShOw!!! Do you have talent? Lets hope so, cuz even if you don't, you have to perform. You can start planning what it is going to be right now, but it is on the last day of Cousins week so you will have the entire week to prepare it. Your talent can be silly, serious, breath-taking, funny... but there are some rules. It has to include at least 2 people and preferably cousins perform together, not siblings. Also, dear Ike/Jonah You aren't allowed to walk up to the front, bow, and sit back down. That is not a talent. The parents are coming to watch so it will be intense! Try your best and you will all do amazing, I know it!

Also, I know it seems like a rip off, but cousins week is only going to be 5-6 days. THAT COUNTS AS A WEEK! But instead of dwelling on that the whole time, just enjoy it and it will be a blast! We have so many fun activities planned for you guys! I'm so excited and you better be too!

HEY GUYS!

Well, I'm excited. Cousins week is sounding SO fun!

Remember last year when we went to see Harry Potter? Well we are doing that again. Except with a different movie. Hmm... maybe a story. A story about a toy? The 3rd story of a toy! TOY STORY 3!!!



Won't that be fun? So it comes out a week before cousins week and as tempting as it sounds DON'T SEE IT EARLY! Ok? It will be super duper great if we all see it together for the first time and this time maybe we can start another chant. Haha

And I was supposed to tell you guys something else, but i forgot. So I will be back! That's all for now! Good bye!

COUSINS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all you cousins who want to see my new baby sister Flora June Blair/June ,but haven't here is a
pick of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so who here is NOT close to DEATH exited for cousins week ?I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
exited i'm going to buy a white purse to tye die it is going to be so much fun!

*knock knock* anybody home?

My dearest cousins. can I just say. . . SCHOOL IS OUT! Its summer time! What have you guys done so far this summer? What are your plans? Who is excited for cousins week? One straight week of AWESOMENESS!

PEACE OUT KID!!!

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Cool right? So the other day I was walking around and this person walks up to me and is like, "Hey. Whats up?"

**THE END**

Just a random story I thought you guys might like. DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE! son. word.

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╔╝╚╗♥╚╣║║║║╠╣ my cousins ♥♥♥
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HOLLA! WOOT WOOT! Well I am pumped. Bonjour! Je mappel Ruth. Commet tappel tu? A bientôt. J'adore forte garzon. Aller a la toilette? Je ne comprends pas? Je veux un avocat. WOW! If you ask me those are some serious foreign language skills.

So you guys. . . I think that. . . all of us. . . should post more! DONE! Honestly though. IT is coming sooner than you think. Our true bonding is necessary for my evil plan *cough* our wonderful idea to come together and be accomplished! And for that to be done we need more, More, MORE!!! Well thank ya! Muchos Gracias!

Wow. Isn't Ruth so amazing? That's her 3rd language in one post. Well I'm impressed.

Good bye!

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